thirstfollower:

why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me

Anonymous asked: my friend wanted a Ouija board for her birthday and her mom freaked out and screamed that she couldn't have one and then told her the story of how she once used one when she and her cousin and brother were younger and they asked it something about the cousin and it spelled out "death" and the next day her cousin died in a motorcycle accident

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

fascinates:

do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

jellys:

my friend is mad at me

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

esports2k14:

*sees you, says hello*

officiallyhilarious:

This user is not following you? More like this loser is not following you.

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jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

The thing that made Lilo a “freak” was her passion. Lilo was passionate about everything she ever did. She was passionate about Elvis, about feeding the ocean fish sandwiches, about making friends, about taming Stitch, and about Hula. Look at her smile. She is the only one who seems to be truly enjoying what she’s doing. It adds life. Passion is life. It’s vitality. It’s amazing. Be a Lilo.

disnyi:

you set me free, showed me how good my life could be
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